A good New Year’s resolution is one that goes in one year and out the other! There are a number of New Year’s resolutions that are easy to keep. For example, watch more television, read less, gain weight, stop exercising, do less laundry and use more deodorant, drink more, and use “password” as a password [jokes4us.com]. Another New Year’s wish (author unknown) is, “God, please grant me the senility to forget the people I don’t like, the good fortune to run into those I do like, and the vision to tell the difference.” There is also the progression of resolutions [ahajokes.com]:
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